(October 26, 2013 at 10:04 am)Tkcjpii Wrote: Please don't tell Christians what they must believe, dolt. The Church speaks about faith, morals, and God. It's place is not to explain science. Thus, there is room in Christianity for creationism belief, intelligent design, and yes evolution. The bible must not be demanded to be interpreted literally in all it's books. God could have evolved an animal thru millions of years into a final human form. Then he picked the best one, gave him a soul and started humanity. We don't know. Not really important to the church or our salvation.Lord, I just can't believe the kind of waffling that namby-pamby so-called Christians like you are capable of. You practically just said that it's place is not to explain reality, just faith, morals and God. You've ceded all the important ground to the godless heathen trash. And then you follow it up with all this gobblety gook fac fic adaptation of millions of years of evolution until the Lord picked the thoroughbred of the bunch and gave it a soul. Why do you just write your own holy book, create your own religion and leave Christianity to those who know what we're doing? I hear that's actually a lucrative line of work anyway. Just ask that founder of See-an-tology. Oh, sorry, never mind. He's dead and being sodomized by demons now, so he probably won't have much to say but he did quite well for himself when he was here on earth.
Anyway, what your Jesus Fan Fic fails to take into account is the whole damn point of Christianity: Christ's redeeming sacrifice on the cross.
You see, if we weren't planted in the Garden of Eden, chose to sin and fell from grace, there wouldn't be any sin in the world and no need for Jesus to send himself down to earth to be his own son and sacrifice himself on a cross as the only means to convince himself to forgive all of us for being such sinful beings because one of our ancestors ate a magic fruit after speaking with a talking snake. Then it's just game, set and match for the godless heathen trash.
Now I know you'll say, "but all that happened after the Lord picked the best of the evolved for a soul." The only problem is that evolution requires death in order to work. Death came into the world because of sin. So until the Garden of Eden there could be no death and therefore no millions of years of evolution.
Dumb ass phony Christian.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
