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Am I GOD
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RE: Am I GOD
Hi @BrianSoddingBoru4

Did you not notice the Miracles I have provided for you/your-family. Have I not kept a roof over your head, Have I not make sure you have had a good wife/brother/sister/father (Delete were appropriate).

Have I not comforted you when you were sad and depressed at some point previously.

Those are my Miracles - When you only see one set of foot prints in the sand - It is then I was non existant *cough* I mean carried you!

@BrianSoddingBoru4,

Ask of me of any Miracle and I will give it to you. But remember it must

1) Be Sincere
2) Something that I want
3) Something that is non Urgent

And you must

1) Be Patient
2) Stop believing in Coincidences and believe as Miracles
3) Work for what you want with all your soul might and strength

And then I will give you it :-)
Rants and Raves from an Ex-Christian http://walkofthemonkeyman.blogspot.co.uk/
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Messages In This Thread
Am I GOD - by themonkeyman - October 27, 2013 at 7:43 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by pocaracas - October 27, 2013 at 7:48 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by themonkeyman - October 27, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by pocaracas - October 27, 2013 at 8:15 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by Something completely different - October 27, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by Ryantology - October 27, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by pocaracas - October 27, 2013 at 8:18 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by Drich - October 27, 2013 at 9:39 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by Godschild - October 28, 2013 at 2:07 am
RE: Am I GOD - by Cinjin - October 28, 2013 at 2:12 am
RE: Am I GOD - by themonkeyman - October 28, 2013 at 5:21 am
RE: Am I GOD - by pocaracas - October 28, 2013 at 5:35 am
RE: Am I GOD - by themonkeyman - October 28, 2013 at 7:41 am
RE: Am I GOD - by Drich - October 28, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: Am I GOD - by max-greece - October 28, 2013 at 7:00 am
RE: Am I GOD - by pocaracas - October 28, 2013 at 7:10 am
RE: Am I GOD - by pocaracas - October 28, 2013 at 7:46 am
RE: Am I GOD - by themonkeyman - October 28, 2013 at 7:50 am
RE: Am I GOD - by pocaracas - October 28, 2013 at 8:43 am
RE: Am I GOD - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 28, 2013 at 7:54 am
RE: Am I GOD - by themonkeyman - October 28, 2013 at 7:57 am
RE: Am I GOD - by Godschild - October 28, 2013 at 2:26 pm

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