(November 5, 2013 at 7:10 pm)Ivy Wrote: What. the. fuck.
People, please. Next time you see an old lady crossing the street stop yourself from thinking, "Awww how cute! Look at that sweet old lady!" Being old does not make them sweet. They were people once... I mean... young once.
What I mean is that they can be douches that happen to be old. Don't let their cuteness fool you.
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What you really mean is that they are *usually* douches that happen to be old, amiright?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day