RE: The Zombie Survival Thread!
November 15, 2013 at 4:27 am
(This post was last modified: November 15, 2013 at 4:27 am by max-greece.)
There's way more thought and effort going into this scenario that is probably healthy.
I regard a zombie type breakdown of society to be fairly unlikely and am consequently not prepared for it. You guys are nuts.
Not sure who it was said they can run 100 meters in 13 seconds but I can do it in about half an hour - assuming a break in the middle for a cup of tea and a cigarette.
This time can be reduced fairly significantly if there is a large breasted naked woman waiting for me at the end of the run with open arms.
On the other hand - if I just ran 100 meters to get to her she'd better be the patient kind as I will probably need a nap first.
As for the "Now for the meat" post:
9. Run like fuck: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!! (well probably sit down doing the OH FUCK bit)
8. Bullet to the head: 'S not like there's anything to live for, anyway.
6. Nothing: I've got nothing, I struggle to obtain just the basics, let alone find any substantial quantities of either supplies or equipment.
8. Whatever can be scavenged: I don't care what it is, if it drives, I'll take it. (Something I can do - I can drive most anything.)
5. No idea: I'm out of my depths, and completely overwhelmed and terrified and not thinking clearly; I don't know what to do.
7. (added) an electrical generator so I can update my Facebook status to OH FUCK.
I regard a zombie type breakdown of society to be fairly unlikely and am consequently not prepared for it. You guys are nuts.
Not sure who it was said they can run 100 meters in 13 seconds but I can do it in about half an hour - assuming a break in the middle for a cup of tea and a cigarette.
This time can be reduced fairly significantly if there is a large breasted naked woman waiting for me at the end of the run with open arms.
On the other hand - if I just ran 100 meters to get to her she'd better be the patient kind as I will probably need a nap first.
As for the "Now for the meat" post:
9. Run like fuck: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!! (well probably sit down doing the OH FUCK bit)
8. Bullet to the head: 'S not like there's anything to live for, anyway.
6. Nothing: I've got nothing, I struggle to obtain just the basics, let alone find any substantial quantities of either supplies or equipment.
8. Whatever can be scavenged: I don't care what it is, if it drives, I'll take it. (Something I can do - I can drive most anything.)
5. No idea: I'm out of my depths, and completely overwhelmed and terrified and not thinking clearly; I don't know what to do.
7. (added) an electrical generator so I can update my Facebook status to OH FUCK.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
