If Jesus were to come back, would he come back as a zombie? If so, what kind of zombie? Classic dawn of the dead or more of the 28 day's later kind of "zombie"? Let me know your thoughts

Zombie Jesus?
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If Jesus were to come back, would he come back as a zombie? If so, what kind of zombie? Classic dawn of the dead or more of the 28 day's later kind of "zombie"? Let me know your thoughts
![]() ![]() ![]() The Walking Dead type zombie would be cooler.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
More like ghostbusters kind... Mr Stay Puft, the marshmallow man!
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I've always thought a zombie apocalypse would be his brainwashed followers, not "true" zombies.
I suspect it would be dawn of the dead type. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Aren't the Catholics zombies seeing as they're always eating the body of Christ?
![]() (November 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Aren't the Catholics zombies seeing as they're always eating the body of Christ? Haha! I think you might be right! My Dad was supposedly Catholic and he pretty much used to do nothing but grunt and groan whilst moving very slowly around the house is a dazed confusion.... (November 28, 2013 at 7:43 pm)Number 9 Wrote:(November 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Aren't the Catholics zombies seeing as they're always eating the body of Christ? Sounds like my Catholic mother half the time . . . Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 8:21 pm
(This post was last modified: November 28, 2013 at 8:21 pm by Owlix.)
Zombies eat your brains!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or they're just so fucking stupid they have none of their own. ![]() Thanks to Cinjin for making it more 'sig space' friendly. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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