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Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 6:51 pm
If Jesus were to come back, would he come back as a zombie? If so, what kind of zombie? Classic dawn of the dead or more of the 28 day's later kind of "zombie"? Let me know your thoughts Smile
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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 6:58 pm
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The Walking Dead type zombie would be cooler.
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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 7:11 pm
More like ghostbusters kind... Mr Stay Puft, the marshmallow man!
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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 7:16 pm
I've always thought a zombie apocalypse would be his brainwashed followers, not "true" zombies.

I suspect it would be dawn of the dead type.

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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm
Aren't the Catholics zombies seeing as they're always eating the body of Christ?
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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 7:43 pm
(November 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Aren't the Catholics zombies seeing as they're always eating the body of Christ?

Haha! I think you might be right! My Dad was supposedly Catholic and he pretty much used to do nothing but grunt and groan whilst moving very slowly around the house is a dazed confusion....
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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 8:16 pm
(November 28, 2013 at 7:43 pm)Number 9 Wrote:
(November 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Aren't the Catholics zombies seeing as they're always eating the body of Christ?

Haha! I think you might be right! My Dad was supposedly Catholic and he pretty much used to do nothing but grunt and groan whilst moving very slowly around the house is a dazed confusion....

Sounds like my Catholic mother half the time . . .

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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 8:21 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2013 at 8:21 pm by Owlix.)
Zombies eat your brains!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or they're just so fucking stupid they have none of their own.
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RE: Zombie Jesus?
November 28, 2013 at 8:24 pm
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