The Zombie Survival Thread!

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lol oh I see how it is. I apologize lil Pineapplebunny, I got carried away. In all reality I was just joking about everything besides helping you with your quest for a cure. You're welcome at my cliff dwelling, anytime (and more importantly: welcome to leave!).

Don't let that fool you FFF, I'll still put a bullet through your eye if you try anything!

In that case invitation accepted.

(we should device a plan to off FFF, he's probably going to enslave us or kill us on sight)

As I have said before, so I will now say this one final time. My advanced AI systems are in place throughout most of the inhabitable terrasphere. These are of the type and scope that I can easily replace any one of you with one of my mechanisms, then, having implanted your consciousness into it, even you would be unaware of having been replaced. You would be doing whatever I will, and you would think it was your own thoughts and actions, toward your own ends, that you were performing. I laugh at your primitive weaponry and defense tactics, and I find your profane and absurd threatening manner to be indicative of your failing mental faculties. I will consider our past friendship while concerning mercy in your final hour.