I like MacDonalds

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Yuck. Fast food is downright awful compared to what I grew up with. Then again, I know how to cook my own meals from scratch.

Same here, how I yearn for Greasy Nick's. Late Saturday nights, ,a burger with the lot; real,fresh-ish beef,bacon, egg,real cheese, raw white onion,lettuce tomato, beetroot. Cooked in front of you,served on a large, plain ,toasted single cut bun, lots of tomato sauce. (none of that baby shit Yanks call mustard)


I do never* eat at any American fast food joint because they don't sell actual food,only over processed crap which will give you heart disease and cancer of the colon. ONE exception; If you're traveling overseas and have an upset tummy. The preservatives and who-knows-what-else ,and no fibre means it will probably kill any bugs in your gut. It will also probably paralyse your colon so you won't have another bowel movement until you get home and take handful of laxatives, like you usually do.

Of course today, if eat that shit I'll probably go into a diabetic coma and die.


*OK 'never' is an exaggeration. I had KFC once,in 1974. Thought it was disgusting. Last Hungry Jack's (Burger King) in 1985. Last McDonald's was in London,in 2000. (see above)

PS Synackson: I started learning to cook when I was 12. I was a pretty fair cook by the time I was 40.(Today I'm quite good and cook in several styles,but prefer what is called 'Australian fusion' or traditional Southern Italian.