The Zombie Survival Thread!

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Your feeble attempt at subversion is highly laughable, though your kind has no cause for levity in these last days. As for my ability to discern my own cognition, I assure you that my inbuilt template protocol is far superior to earlier models used on the zombie throngs, and I have corrected the malfunction of mirror-cross-reflection within one's self consciousness. I am most certainly in control of myself, and I also control numbers far greater than the number of breaths that will be drawn this day in the thousands of rebel camps I will destroy per engagement requirements. I have not performed any surgeries upon my slaves, for I have chemically altered them in process of installing AI hardware. One thing necessitates the other - I call it poetic victory.

You read too many comic books.