WANTED!
Have You Found This Man?
REWARD!
Aliases: Jesus, Son of God, Yahweh, "J" the Carpenter
Last Known Addresses: Bethlehem, Nazareth, Jerusalem, The Right Hand of God, The hearts of men
Known Accomplices: Simon Peter, Andrew his brother, James son of Zebedee, John his brother, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, Thaddeus, James son of Alphaeus, Simon the Cananean, Judas Iscariot, Paul (formerly Saul of Tarsus)
Wanted For: Crimes against Humanity, including, but not limited to: Malevolent Dictatorship, Jealousy, Envy, Strife, Discord, Dissensions, Murder, and a general hatred for all that is truly good.
Reward For Exposing This Liar!
The guarantee of release from religious bondage and oppression
is yours to be had today!
to expose him for the stinker he is!