(December 10, 2013 at 6:16 am)Stimbo Wrote: Ah, but you see that's where you're wrong. Slight derail, but I've just been watching an interview from 1988 with a former $cientologist named Steven Fishman, who among many other things was JC's real father in a previous life. It seems he used to hide behind a bush and jerk off while watching teen Mary bathe in the river. At one point, the product of his loins shot forth into the water and ended up going where no man had gone before. After she fell pregnant, the doctors gave her a going over and found she was still virgo intacto; so to avoid a scandal, they got a priest called Zacharias to cook up the whole "son of God" thing.
See? And we all thought it was all a silly story!
Now that's what I call a money shot.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!