De-Motivational

[pocaracas]

Are you serious?
Heisenberg principle. If you know a particle's speed, you can't know it's position.

Are YOU serious?? You're telling jokes that require knowledge of scientific principles and then acting incredulous when asked about the punchline. Good one. This is the kind of nerd joke that gets shared at junior high sleep-overs and only gets laughs from math club virgins. Tell that to a woman you've never met and her next words to you will be, "I should really get going."

oh boy.... so many people turning out to be a bit too touchy feely...
Yes, I am aware that this joke, in particular, won't work as a standard pick-up line with a normal girl... That's why I took my wife to see a horror movie on our first date... gotta say that must have worked!
I thought people around here were a bit more educated and would get the joke... hence my "are you serious?"... I then explained the thing, in case you were indeed serious...
All this drama is... sad.