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[Whateverist]

You guys pretend that NDE can be understood by physical science.

I for one am not pretending that, since I actually have had what you would call a NDE. Not only did I not have any divine or spiritual visions or whatnot, though I did emerge with a deeper understanding of what death is like and lost any fear of it I may have had, I fully understand that what caused the experience was completely physical.

I remember you writing about that. Didn't you get some alien parasite take up residence in your Mr. Johnson? Then it went hard for days and they had to stab it repreatedly to drain the blood away. If that isn't an NDE I don't know what is. I'd say your credentials to speak of NDE's are second to none.