YOU ARE GOD!
That's right, for this game you're god, but not just any god. You're the dictator and narcissistic bastard, Jehovah. Therefore, you must answer prayers and solve problems the way Jehovah would. Once you answer the prayer of the person above you, you may then leave one prayer request. I'll start and leave an example:
Dear god, I would very much like to have new snow tires for my wife's car. I don't want her to be stranded on the highway in the cold Michigan weather.
Answer:
I just gave your wife a brain aneurism. She won't be getting stuck anywhere.
Be inventive with your answers. Yahweh's an asshole. Have fun. Here's my prayer request for the next Jehovah joining the thread:
Dear god, my tennis elbow is really acting up and I can hardly use my right arm. Any help would be great.
That's right, for this game you're god, but not just any god. You're the dictator and narcissistic bastard, Jehovah. Therefore, you must answer prayers and solve problems the way Jehovah would. Once you answer the prayer of the person above you, you may then leave one prayer request. I'll start and leave an example:
Dear god, I would very much like to have new snow tires for my wife's car. I don't want her to be stranded on the highway in the cold Michigan weather.
Answer:
I just gave your wife a brain aneurism. She won't be getting stuck anywhere.
Be inventive with your answers. Yahweh's an asshole. Have fun. Here's my prayer request for the next Jehovah joining the thread:
Dear god, my tennis elbow is really acting up and I can hardly use my right arm. Any help would be great.
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