It's absolutely boiling where I am (and I may or may not be naked due to the heat). Then again, I do have the heating on full. Were I to go outside, and assuming I wasn't arrested or got at by the neighbourhood cats, I'd find it to be some 48° fahrenheit, or around 9° celsius. No wonder brass monkeys are an endangered species.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'