Here's a few of mine:
I sort out M&Ms by colour and eat each colour all at once.
I crack my neck like Blade all the time.
I choose which book I'll read next by putting them in a queue, sort them by the cover price divided by the number of pages, and I pick the one closest to the mean.
I start more sentences with the word "Well" than the average rockabilly singer. It's a habit I really try to break in my writing.
When I get a new DVD or Blu-Ray, I like to watch it with all the special features.
Until I got my iPhone, I took a Discman everywhere. I still do tend to use it for audiobooks around the house.
I try to get hardcover copies of books whenever possible. Thank Jah for Half-Price Books; there, I can get hardcover copies of Jonathan Franzen's last two novels for a fifth of what they would cost new in paperback.
I don't make eye contact.
I carry an iPhone, but primarily use it as an MP3 player with a built-in porn browser. I still use a flip phone as an actual phone.
I sort out M&Ms by colour and eat each colour all at once.
I crack my neck like Blade all the time.
I choose which book I'll read next by putting them in a queue, sort them by the cover price divided by the number of pages, and I pick the one closest to the mean.
I start more sentences with the word "Well" than the average rockabilly singer. It's a habit I really try to break in my writing.
When I get a new DVD or Blu-Ray, I like to watch it with all the special features.
Until I got my iPhone, I took a Discman everywhere. I still do tend to use it for audiobooks around the house.
I try to get hardcover copies of books whenever possible. Thank Jah for Half-Price Books; there, I can get hardcover copies of Jonathan Franzen's last two novels for a fifth of what they would cost new in paperback.
I don't make eye contact.
I carry an iPhone, but primarily use it as an MP3 player with a built-in porn browser. I still use a flip phone as an actual phone.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.