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Well, it's not so much that I can't wear it, but more because decent fedoras are expensive, fedoras (combined with my usual all-black attire) make me look more Hasidic than I'm comfortable with, and I've grown used to the Greek Fisherman's cap in the past six years (even if singer and full-metal jackass Liam Gallagher loves it, too).
Also, bowlers, mainly because decent bowlers are even more expensive than decent fedoras.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
