I always thought it odd to thank Jesus for the food, when so many of his children die of malnutrition every day. So, I suppose a proper grace would be something like:
'We thank you Dear Lord for the bounty we are about to receive from Thy hand. It was awfully nice of You to give us the roast beef, potatoes, carrots, bread and pudding for just a single meal, when this much food would feed a Somali family of four for a week. If You talk to them, please let them know we're thinking of them, and that we hope they enjoy their daily bread of two ounces of weevil-infested rice and fetid water. Amen.'
Boru
'We thank you Dear Lord for the bounty we are about to receive from Thy hand. It was awfully nice of You to give us the roast beef, potatoes, carrots, bread and pudding for just a single meal, when this much food would feed a Somali family of four for a week. If You talk to them, please let them know we're thinking of them, and that we hope they enjoy their daily bread of two ounces of weevil-infested rice and fetid water. Amen.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
