What is the origin of the universe and man? ----> dunno, no one told me
What is the purpose of mankind? ----> to fuck and shit and eat and fart, then squirt out babies and do it all again.
What is satisfaction and how do I obtain it? ----> masturbation
What has gone wrong with the world? (Why is there evil in the world - Why do bad things happen to good people)---> evil is caused by stupidity. kill the dumb ones and u fix all.
What is the solution to the problems we face? (what happens when I fail and how do I make things right) ---> more masturbation will fix all. see above also
What is right and wrong? (is moral truth absolute or relative) ---> as a atheist i dont need morals. i eat babies
Is there a universal moral law? ----> the law of masturbation and pooping
What happens at death? ----> you start to decompose. It really sucks to be honest.
What does atheism do with the person of Jesus? --- we don't do anything w him b/c he already got nailed up on that wood cross a while back.
What is the purpose of mankind? ----> to fuck and shit and eat and fart, then squirt out babies and do it all again.
What is satisfaction and how do I obtain it? ----> masturbation
What has gone wrong with the world? (Why is there evil in the world - Why do bad things happen to good people)---> evil is caused by stupidity. kill the dumb ones and u fix all.
What is the solution to the problems we face? (what happens when I fail and how do I make things right) ---> more masturbation will fix all. see above also
What is right and wrong? (is moral truth absolute or relative) ---> as a atheist i dont need morals. i eat babies
Is there a universal moral law? ----> the law of masturbation and pooping
What happens at death? ----> you start to decompose. It really sucks to be honest.
What does atheism do with the person of Jesus? --- we don't do anything w him b/c he already got nailed up on that wood cross a while back.
