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This Takes Balls
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RE: This Takes Balls
(February 13, 2014 at 5:07 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I'm not sure what happened but the heavy breathing scared me

A moose stag has gotten his antlers wound up in a swing set, and a very brave officer tries to cut him loose, and succeeds. The heavy breathing is the moose, he's scared shitless, has probably been panicking for a while, but is so exhausted that eventually he stands quite still as the guy cuts the chain away.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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This Takes Balls - by Minimalist - February 12, 2014 at 7:15 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by Jacob(smooth) - February 12, 2014 at 7:25 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by orogenicman - February 12, 2014 at 11:14 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by Minimalist - February 12, 2014 at 7:29 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by Mystical - February 12, 2014 at 10:47 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by Whateverist - February 12, 2014 at 10:58 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by Chad32 - February 12, 2014 at 11:30 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by orogenicman - February 13, 2014 at 2:15 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by Chad32 - February 13, 2014 at 10:07 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by rexbeccarox - February 13, 2014 at 2:27 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by Kayenneh - February 13, 2014 at 5:00 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by BrokenQuill92 - February 13, 2014 at 5:07 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by Alex K - February 13, 2014 at 5:09 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by Kayenneh - February 13, 2014 at 5:13 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by Alex K - February 13, 2014 at 5:15 am
RE: This Takes Balls - by Jackalope - February 13, 2014 at 6:16 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by Cinjin - February 13, 2014 at 7:14 pm
RE: This Takes Balls - by BrokenQuill92 - February 13, 2014 at 7:24 pm

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