I've always hated Valentine's Day . . . until now. Some co-workers told me about Steak and Blowjob Day (March 14), an opportunity for men to enjoy some practical gratitude from their ladies in return for the flowers/cards/candy they received on Feb. 14. Now that's a fake holiday I can get behind!
I have a couple of ex-wives with some explaining to do.
I have a couple of ex-wives with some explaining to do.