Hell, you don't need prophecies to be from God. Here are my own prophecies for the rest of this year. I fully expect a 90% accuracy rate:
-There will be a significant political scandal in Italy.
-Violence will flare up in the Middle East. Palestinians as well as Israelis will be involved.
-Large areas of the world will experience cold weather.
-An airliner will crash, resulting in loss of life.
-At least 10 well-known people in the entertainment industry will die.
-Someone you personally known will get married or divorced or have a baby.
-Shoes will continue to be worn.
-There will not be a breakthrough in the construction of time machines.
-Miley Cyrus will attempt to be outrageous. People will decide they don't really care anymore.
-Earthquakes, floods, storms and wildfires will kill in excess of 10 000 people.
I confidently stand behind these prophecies. Do not mock my power.
Boru
-There will be a significant political scandal in Italy.
-Violence will flare up in the Middle East. Palestinians as well as Israelis will be involved.
-Large areas of the world will experience cold weather.
-An airliner will crash, resulting in loss of life.
-At least 10 well-known people in the entertainment industry will die.
-Someone you personally known will get married or divorced or have a baby.
-Shoes will continue to be worn.
-There will not be a breakthrough in the construction of time machines.
-Miley Cyrus will attempt to be outrageous. People will decide they don't really care anymore.
-Earthquakes, floods, storms and wildfires will kill in excess of 10 000 people.
I confidently stand behind these prophecies. Do not mock my power.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
