(February 25, 2014 at 12:04 pm)No_God Wrote: Someone help me come up with a way to fake terminal cancer so I can fuck Tom Hiddleston.
Thanks.
Now that's a worthy cause!
Seriously, I never really thought about the practical applications of well publicized emotional blackmail before now. 'Cause, you know, I really think some Karen Gillan ass in my lap would be good for my health, if anyone knows how to get into contact with a major news outlet.
Or should I just post a schmaltzy video on youtube and wait for it to go viral?
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