This is more embarrassing than awkward but when I was like eight or nine years old my family threw me a birthday party at Red Robins and I was eagerly tearing through all my gifts, holding them up so everyone could see them as you do. So I got to the gift my aunt gave me and it turned out to be frilly underwear from some kind of pre-teen Victoria's Secret. I held them up before I realized what they were and was mortified.
But, honestly? Who buys that kind of underwear for a kid who's not even a double-digit age yet?
But, honestly? Who buys that kind of underwear for a kid who's not even a double-digit age yet?
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.