I guess you could say that I'm lucky I'm here. I'm the youngest of 7, and after my older sister was born, the doctor told Mom that he didn't want to see her pregnant again, because I guess all us kids really did a number on her body. She kept telling dad that she wanted to get her tubes tied, but being Catholic, he refused because it would go against the church. She told him then, after I was born, if he didn't want her to get her tubes tied he could sleep in the boys' room with them. So he let her have the operation. Luckily she didn't do it until after I came along.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.