Fantastic! Now I can do whatever I want and still go to paradise!
Since you know... I'm an atheist, and I'm good. A good atheist does not believe in the Quran or the Bible. Therefore, an atheist lacks a moral, ethical, and empathic compass. (Those things have to come from old books, I've heard).
Finally. I am free. Tomorrow I'm going to axe murder my head chef -- he's a fucking prick, you see. Then bring on the drugs, the booze, the whores, the beating down of senior citizens for no apparent reason. Then when I finally go in a blaze of glory and police bullets, paradise awaits.
Since you have done me this great service, I would like to point out some countries where you may live with your Muslim brothers almost exclusively. Syriah, Afghanistan, Iran and Egypt come to mind. Life seems so happy and carefree in those countries. If you move to Iran (it would be my first choice 4 sure) be careful not to express those liberal muslim views of yours. Apostates must be put to death, you see.
Since you know... I'm an atheist, and I'm good. A good atheist does not believe in the Quran or the Bible. Therefore, an atheist lacks a moral, ethical, and empathic compass. (Those things have to come from old books, I've heard).
Finally. I am free. Tomorrow I'm going to axe murder my head chef -- he's a fucking prick, you see. Then bring on the drugs, the booze, the whores, the beating down of senior citizens for no apparent reason. Then when I finally go in a blaze of glory and police bullets, paradise awaits.
Since you have done me this great service, I would like to point out some countries where you may live with your Muslim brothers almost exclusively. Syriah, Afghanistan, Iran and Egypt come to mind. Life seems so happy and carefree in those countries. If you move to Iran (it would be my first choice 4 sure) be careful not to express those liberal muslim views of yours. Apostates must be put to death, you see.
