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Come See Me, Dammit!
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RE: Come See Me, Dammit!
(April 6, 2014 at 3:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is EXACTLY what I've been hoping for all my life: An invitation to travel 12 000 miles to visit a woman I have no shot with, who may or may not be let out of the house due to her mental/emotional state.

SCORE!!!!!!

Boru

I'm glad someone saw the humor in that!
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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Come See Me, Dammit! - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 6, 2014 at 2:17 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Minimalist - April 6, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by max-greece - April 9, 2014 at 11:16 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Minimalist - April 6, 2014 at 2:36 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by The Valkyrie - April 6, 2014 at 3:01 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by SteelCurtain - April 6, 2014 at 3:16 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Brakeman - April 6, 2014 at 3:41 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by c172 - April 6, 2014 at 3:45 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by *Deidre* - April 6, 2014 at 3:48 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 6, 2014 at 3:49 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 9, 2014 at 7:03 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 9, 2014 at 7:13 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Brakeman - April 9, 2014 at 8:32 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 9, 2014 at 9:30 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Brakeman - April 10, 2014 at 7:32 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 10, 2014 at 9:31 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Losty - April 12, 2014 at 4:06 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 12, 2014 at 6:30 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Jiggerj - April 9, 2014 at 8:32 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by BrokenQuill92 - April 6, 2014 at 4:03 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by FlyingNarwhal - April 7, 2014 at 12:40 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Justtristo - April 7, 2014 at 12:49 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 7, 2014 at 5:33 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by NoraBrimstone - April 7, 2014 at 9:01 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by heathendegenerate - April 7, 2014 at 5:01 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Shaggy - April 7, 2014 at 6:12 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Marsellus Wallace - April 7, 2014 at 6:15 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Rahul - April 7, 2014 at 6:53 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Tonus - April 7, 2014 at 6:55 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by ThePinsir - April 9, 2014 at 11:01 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by No_God - April 9, 2014 at 11:05 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by LostLocke - April 9, 2014 at 11:12 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Dragonetti - April 10, 2014 at 9:37 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 11, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Brakeman - April 12, 2014 at 12:52 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 12, 2014 at 2:34 am
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 11, 2014 at 12:11 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by Mothonis - April 11, 2014 at 12:20 pm
RE: Come See Me, Dammit! - by null--69 - April 12, 2014 at 3:16 am

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