Can I become a Mod?

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Bigger question is do you really WANT to be a mod?

I mean a moderator moderates. I see you as more of a provocateur. An instigator who spices things up a little. Making you a mod would be like making ozzy Osborne a primary school music teacher.

Primary school kids off their face on drink and coke and a using their families with their alcohol problems?

That sounds like a normal school in inner city Birmingham, except that the school would be run by militant Muslims who have usurped the school's head teacher with a fatwa.

HA! OFF TOPIC TOPICAL REFERENCE!