I don't know about LP, but I'm starting to think you want to be reprimanded for something, just for something to complain about. Why not just enjoy the ride instead of trying to see how far you can push it before you break it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'