(April 11, 2014 at 7:08 pm)Esquilax Wrote:(April 11, 2014 at 6:42 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: I should be a moderator because this is an atheist forum and I have eaten the most babies.
The mod initiation test involves speed-eating babies, competing against one of those competitive eaters. It's really quite inspiring, watching those guys shovel them babies down.
It's the hazing month that torpedoes most of them. Cleaning the staff restroom and lounge? <shudder>. At least we don't make candidates memorize and recite all 100+ pages of the now defunct "Aren't you atheists taking a big risk?" thread anymore.