Can I become a Mod?

[Ryantology]

I should be a moderator because this is an atheist forum and I have eaten the most babies.

I always thought you'd make a good one. I could sleep good at night with you on the wall.

pshaw, I actually think you'd do pretty well yourself.

I do have a fair amount of experience doing it, enough to know that it's a lot more work than prestige, but I wouldn't mind helping out if my help was desired.