shiny Wrote:He simply pulls it backwards and hides it between his enormous buttcheeks, he clenches to make sure nothing falls out of course.
Are you saying men are bad cooks?
But then that still doesn't address the problem of it's 'enormity'... if it's small enough to be "hidden" like that... then it really isn't all that much bigger than your average man dick (if insanely more flexible). At the very least... your hypothesis gives an explanation for why he looks like he has a stick up his ass.
As for men being bad cooks: No, they are in fact little different than women when it comes to cooking... but when it comes to eating one's own children: women have the right idea
It's even in the Bible!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
