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God banged YOUR wife!

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God banged YOUR wife!
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RE: God banged YOUR wife!
May 8, 2014 at 6:00 pm
(May 8, 2014 at 5:26 pm)BlackSwordsman Wrote: So modern day, your wife comes up to you and says "I am pregnant with the God's child, he will be our savior"

As a rational human being what do YOU say?

I want a 2-scenario answer.

Scenario 1: Your a christian, answer as if you were

Scenario 2: You are not nuts, answer as such

Scenario 1: "I'm a christian? I have a wife? She's pregnant? I'm a lesbian? WTF?"

Scenario 2: "I have a wife? She's pregnant? I'm a lesbian? WTF?"

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God banged YOUR wife! - by BlackSwordsman - May 8, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by Jackalope - May 8, 2014 at 5:27 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by The Valkyrie - May 8, 2014 at 6:00 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by pocaracas - May 8, 2014 at 6:15 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by BlackSwordsman - May 8, 2014 at 7:33 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by The Valkyrie - May 8, 2014 at 7:41 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by Jackalope - May 8, 2014 at 8:32 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by Chad32 - May 8, 2014 at 6:28 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by Bad Writer - May 8, 2014 at 8:32 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by Lemonvariable72 - May 8, 2014 at 9:04 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by Tonus - May 8, 2014 at 9:50 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by KUSA - May 8, 2014 at 10:50 pm
RE: God banged YOUR wife! - by Minimalist - May 8, 2014 at 10:55 pm

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