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Lawn Critter Identification
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RE: Lawn Critter Identification
Bah ha ha. I'm a mountain redneck and I guarantee that there's a rabbits foot. I've seen a lot of dismembered rabbits feet, so I'd know. But I do agree with Chuck here, they're DANGEROUS! They're gonna get you and your whole family if you don't stop them soon and they're breeding right beneath your guys' feet into a formidable army of incising teeth and dog-sharp claws! With squeals that will put chills right down your back if you ever have the misfortune of encountering one of these creatures in the open with no possible hole, cave, or shrubbery for the monster to run and hide in which is its' first nature to do. The babies are the most dangerous of all--if you catch them, they just stop breathing. I suspect they come back to life at night..
Plus, we all know what happened to these guys:

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So go get thee a holy hand grenade (regular hand grenades do not work on such creatures).
I'm sure Godschilds people can help you with that..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Lawn Critter Identification - by Coffee Jesus - May 12, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Esquilax - May 12, 2014 at 3:01 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Coffee Jesus - May 12, 2014 at 3:03 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Esquilax - May 12, 2014 at 3:06 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Coffee Jesus - May 12, 2014 at 3:11 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by popeyespappy - May 12, 2014 at 3:43 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Jackalope - May 12, 2014 at 4:05 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Chad32 - May 12, 2014 at 4:28 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Coffee Jesus - May 12, 2014 at 4:56 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 12, 2014 at 5:35 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Clueless Morgan - May 12, 2014 at 6:12 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Godschild - May 12, 2014 at 8:09 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Anomalocaris - May 12, 2014 at 9:24 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Clueless Morgan - May 13, 2014 at 11:02 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Chad32 - May 12, 2014 at 10:12 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Anomalocaris - May 12, 2014 at 10:24 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by The Valkyrie - May 12, 2014 at 10:16 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Faith No More - May 12, 2014 at 10:31 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Chad32 - May 12, 2014 at 10:58 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Faith No More - May 12, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Mystical - May 12, 2014 at 10:57 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Mystical - May 12, 2014 at 11:13 pm
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Jackalope - May 13, 2014 at 12:03 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Chad32 - May 13, 2014 at 12:09 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Coffee Jesus - May 13, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Whateverist - May 13, 2014 at 12:36 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Mystical - May 13, 2014 at 1:15 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Chad32 - May 13, 2014 at 10:41 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by Coffee Jesus - May 13, 2014 at 10:45 am
RE: Lawn Critter Identification - by No_God - May 13, 2014 at 10:48 am

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