I'd get him medical attention, and then, when he recovers, send him a get-well card signed "the dirty, feminst, Obama-voting, pro-gay, atheist, socialist liberal who saved your life." And then let the word out. Odds are, I'll get some heat for saving this borderline sociopath's life, but, seriously, one of two things will happen: 1) He will become a little less of a sociopath towards anyone who isn't a right-wing Christian. 2) He will prove himself to be an ungrateful bastard. Honestly, either way, I'll benefit.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.