RE: VERY random questions!
May 19, 2014 at 1:47 am
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2014 at 2:14 am by Lemonvariable72.)
(May 18, 2014 at 9:31 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Is foot size and penis size related?
Yes of course, just like any other two body parts.
(May 19, 2014 at 12:31 am)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: How much a wound(after having 3 stitches) take to get back to the normal skin shape ?
Depends on where it is. Mine was 4 stitches on my shoulder and it still stands out after 10 years.
(May 19, 2014 at 12:35 am)Kitanetos Wrote: Do humans taste like chicken?
No, most canabals describe humans as tasting like pork.
(May 19, 2014 at 12:52 am)Elskidor Wrote: Why do people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every few hours?
Because most humans have not left that infantile state.
(May 18, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: Why won't vending machines take my checks?
Because people would use blank cheque books.
(May 19, 2014 at 12:15 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Why does it make me crazy when the news reporter uses a phrase like "the child was then discovered to be missing" ??????
Because it is being by a fake ass reporter, with a fake face, hair, and emotions?
(May 19, 2014 at 12:35 am)Elskidor Wrote: Why do they call bite size candy bars "fun size" when it is more fun to eat a whole one?Marketing.
Quote:If you can drive as fast as the rest of the cars while in reverse, is it legal?Sure I can't see why not. After all someone usually has to die doing befor e it becomes illegal (with traffic laws)
Quote:If ghosts can walk through walls then why don't they fall through floors?Because they float.
Quote:Why does macdonals not serve hot dogs?They can barely handle a burger. Hot dog is far to complex for them to handle.
Quote:Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're actually leaving one?I still am engaged in a act of creation.
Quote:In court do Atheists have to swear on the book of myth...errr the bible (that is so retarded if we still do that at all)?Just a ritual that informs you that if you lie your ass is cooked.
(May 19, 2014 at 1:01 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?I shall endeavor to answer this deep philosophical inquiry. Because you into your driveway, and driver through a park on the parkway? No probably just a pretentious old bags with money didnt wonna live on St or Rd like the rest of us rabble.
Quote:Why do ships carry cargo, but cars carry shipments?Because they take all the kia's over on boats, but if I wanna haul my my speed boat around I use a truck.
Quote:Why do feet smell but a nose runs?Take your socks off after a 21km hike in a heat wave. Your nose will run right off your face.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
