Well, I've had a bit of first aid training, so I'd do what I could on spot, call an ambulance, stay with Fischer until the medics arrived, tell them what I've done, inform them I wish to be billed for all of Fischer's medical expenses - then I'd slip one of the medics $100 to blow Fischer on the way to the hospital.
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