Everyone knows that god assigns a soul the moment the spooge leaves the body.
That's why he's so damn adamant about not allowing men to jerk off.
... yeah, the soul-pressing machine was already heavily overworked by the time of King David
That's why he's so damn adamant about not allowing men to jerk off.
... yeah, the soul-pressing machine was already heavily overworked by the time of King David




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