Who is to say the edge of the paper was not contaminated with a drop of virulent rat pus in the paper factory ??
Even at this very second rat MRSA and rat flesh eating bacteria are exponentially growing in the wound, killing vital tissues, releasing dangerous toxins, and attracting dangerous decay and rot loving spoors from the fetid atmosphere around you !!!!
Fungus and carrion flies even now can start to smell death upon your incipient corpse, and are gathering in the dark recesses of your home . . .
Doomed! You are doomed, I say !!!!
Even at this very second rat MRSA and rat flesh eating bacteria are exponentially growing in the wound, killing vital tissues, releasing dangerous toxins, and attracting dangerous decay and rot loving spoors from the fetid atmosphere around you !!!!
Fungus and carrion flies even now can start to smell death upon your incipient corpse, and are gathering in the dark recesses of your home . . .
Doomed! You are doomed, I say !!!!