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You can't prove to me you are an atheist.
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RE: You can't prove to me you are an atheist.
(June 28, 2014 at 11:35 am)Knowledge of God Wrote: Take your best shot.

Ok.

God is a homicidal, genocidal prick; his son, if he existed, was a pathetic, judgemental embarrassment to his step-parents; and I deny the Holy Spirit.

Now, would a theist say that?

(Oh, and did I mention that I don't believe in any gods or related characters? That's what it says on my atheist membership card. Well; apart from Ceiling Cat, of course.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: You can't prove to me you are an atheist. - by Nine - June 28, 2014 at 12:05 pm
RE: You can't prove to me you are an atheist. - by BoS - June 28, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: You can't prove to me you are an atheist. - by Cyberman - June 28, 2014 at 8:29 pm
RE: You can't prove to me you are an atheist. - by Tonus - June 29, 2014 at 12:48 am
RE: You can't prove to me you are an atheist. - by Losty - June 29, 2014 at 12:59 pm
RE: You can't prove to me you are an atheist. - by Cato - June 29, 2014 at 10:56 am

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