Cannibalism

[John_S3V]

I like the sound of the human stew. Will give it a try the next time I murder someone. The brains and heart could be pureed and made into a nice soup as a starter course. I'm thinking of something with garlic, red and green peppers, chili, tomato, chick peas and red wine- plus the puree of human.

Theres one thing that bothers me, though. You say that you gain their knowledge and experiences through eating the brains and heart. That sounds great, but what about stuff like their personality, their beliefs, their neuroses and so on? I sure wouldn't want to turn into some kind of born-again type after killing and eating a fundie.

It's a bit difficult to explain. Upon eating their hearts and minds you'll begin to have a very subjective experience. You may start to hallucinate and laugh for no reason, much like taking a powerful drug. However, you'll fall into a deep rest and all in a single sleep you will witness the entirity of that person's life. It's like watching a movie accept you're experiencing the movie. You will more or less automatically sort out what's useful experience and what isn't. You're aware of the process, but it moves so fast and dream like that it doesn't really feel real.

So, in short, you basically get to pick and choose which experiences you want to remember. You won't attain any personality traits or genetic behaviours, but your personality may indeed change based on the vast array of new experiences you've collected.

I recommend starting with a very young human first so that you won't be overwhelmed by the rush of new experiences. Try starting off with a 6 month old baby or if you're worried about convience you can snatch a toddler from day care. Make sure to moisten them up while cooking them. If you cut them up just right you can probably cook em up like ribs either by using a BBQ or boiling them in a pot. In fact, come to think of it, rib sauce goes good with them as well.