So, a couple of months after I bought and moved into my house in Aus, my neighbour knocked on my door and asked if I sunbathe nude in my backyard.
I said I sunbathe topless, but I've made sure my fences are high enough to give me privacy.
Turns out her husband had found a gap in the fence and was watching.
Fence was fixed shortly afterwards.
Sorry dude, tittilating as it may be, no free shows for a married man.
I said I sunbathe topless, but I've made sure my fences are high enough to give me privacy.
Turns out her husband had found a gap in the fence and was watching.
Fence was fixed shortly afterwards.
Sorry dude, tittilating as it may be, no free shows for a married man.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"