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#61
RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: July 14, 2014 at 7:42 pm by Dystopia.)
I don't take these jokes personally, it was actually kinda funny.
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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:42 pm
I like The Lonely Island too


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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:43 pm
(July 14, 2014 at 7:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was once offered £3000 to kill someone.

The confession bit is - it took me a week to decide not to accept the offer.

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Okay!

I'll make it 5,000!

Geez.

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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:44 pm
(July 14, 2014 at 7:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was once offered £3000 to kill someone.

The confession bit is - it took me a week to decide not to accept the offer.

Boru

Translation please. This is muricah. We use dolla bills.
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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:46 pm (This post was last modified: July 14, 2014 at 7:50 pm by Nine.)
(July 14, 2014 at 7:42 pm)Losty Wrote: I like The Lonely Island too

Thanks, I just couldn't get that link to work right..

They are awesome Big Grin
(July 14, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Losty Wrote: Translation please. This is muricah. We use dolla bills.

Like 4,500-5,000 I would guesstimate
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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:48 pm (This post was last modified: July 14, 2014 at 7:48 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(July 14, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 14, 2014 at 7:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was once offered £3000 to kill someone.

The confession bit is - it took me a week to decide not to accept the offer.

Boru

Translation please. This is muricah. We use dolla bills.

Sorry, but I can't be arsed to look up the exchange rates between a currency I no longer use and a currency I've never used, then adjust them for inflation over the last 19 years.

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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:53 pm
(July 14, 2014 at 7:46 pm)Insanity Wrote:
(July 14, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Losty Wrote: Translation please. This is muricah. We use dolla bills.

Like 4,500-5,000 I would guesstimate

That's not nearly enough. I might be willing to kill someone I didn't like but it'd take a lot more money than that.


Does anyone remember the movie where the married couple decide to sell one night with the wife for a lot of money? I swear that was a movie.
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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:54 pm
So, a couple of months after I bought and moved into my house in Aus, my neighbour knocked on my door and asked if I sunbathe nude in my backyard.

I said I sunbathe topless, but I've made sure my fences are high enough to give me privacy.

Turns out her husband had found a gap in the fence and was watching.

Fence was fixed shortly afterwards.

Sorry dude, tittilating as it may be, no free shows for a married man.

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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:56 pm
Hmmm....I need to go sunbathing with Beccs....
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RE: Confessions
July 14, 2014 at 7:58 pm
(July 14, 2014 at 7:56 pm)Losty Wrote: Hmmm....I need to go sunbathing with Beccs....

You need to come to our twice-yearly barbeque in Byron Bay. No one wears a stitch.

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