Vaccines are a plot by big pharma!

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Fact - it's 100% safe regarding autism proven beyond all reasonable doubt through multiple studies over successive decades.

NOTHING is 100% safe. Don't be silly now Fidel, come on, you're better than to claim absolutely certainty.

There are always always always common, uncommon, and rare side effects.

The scientific consensus is that the vaccine's benefits greatly outweigh its risks. But there are still risks involved.

Fact - the MMR 'controversy' was invented by a fraud who was given backhanders to find an issue with MMR and conducted unethical, illegal experiments with unnessesary invasive treatments on minors.

Wakefield's claims were unsupported by scientific evidence.

That's not the problem. Its the lack of choice. The government treat us and parents in general like we're fucking vegetables or something. By making it compulsory, they've stripped us of any decision making at all.

Fact - it is cheaper than doing it separately and a LOT more efficient. You nail 3 vaccines in one. And what's cheaper for the government is cheaper for us as taxpayers.

That's pretty much what I just said isn't it?

There Is no reason to get them done separately unless you have extenuating circumstances (where on the NHS you can get them done). If it's cheaper and just as safe (if not more safer), then it would be illogical to do that any other way.

You are having a laugh. You cannot get the jabs done separately on the NHS. Single vaccines are not licensed in the UK. You have to go private, which of course costs hundreds.

Fact - pharmaceutical companies get very, very little money from immunological research and the implementation of vaccination programmes relative to the majority of their other drug treatments.

I think you're trying to wind me up now. The British Society for Immunology published that in 2003, pharmaceutical companies had invested £3 BILLION into R&D. A quarter of a billion went to universities and the whatever else left for in-house research.

Do you realise how much money this industry makes?

The answer. A lot.