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What Happens When Evangelical Virgin Men Get Married?
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RE: What Happens When Evangelical Virgin Men Get Married?
Two previously celibate partners getting married? Bet the wedding night blew. At least it can only get better, so they have that going for them - which is nice.

My favorite bit, about some of them worrying that they might be desiring an affair.....snickers...well no shit!

- You walked off the lot with the first car you test drove and now you have buyers remorse. Predictable.
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RE: What Happens When Evangelical Virgin Men Get Married? - by The Grand Nudger - August 19, 2014 at 4:18 pm

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