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Gods are Sexy
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RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 20, 2014 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Of course gods are sexy. That's why there's a christian denomination where the people literally want to have sex with Jesus. The men are expected to pretend to be women, though. No homo Jesus.

Oh that's not fine, but in The Family International you can totally imagine yourself as a trans woman while having sex with Jesus. And you can totally convert people with sweet, sweet poontang. THAT'S not hellworthy at all.

Plus, in "regular" Christianity (as if there's such a thing) I always found the bridal imagery to be rather disturbing.

Although... Thinking

Nah.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 11:33 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 20, 2014 at 11:36 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 11:39 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Esquilax - August 20, 2014 at 11:51 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 11:57 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Esquilax - August 20, 2014 at 12:03 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 12:05 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Esquilax - August 20, 2014 at 12:12 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Esquilax - August 20, 2014 at 12:18 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 12:26 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Esquilax - August 20, 2014 at 12:35 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Nine - August 20, 2014 at 11:43 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Chad32 - August 20, 2014 at 11:46 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Diablo - August 20, 2014 at 11:49 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Chad32 - August 20, 2014 at 11:55 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by StealthySkeptic - August 20, 2014 at 2:03 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by vorlon13 - August 20, 2014 at 11:48 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 20, 2014 at 12:07 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 20, 2014 at 12:11 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 20, 2014 at 12:20 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Esquilax - August 20, 2014 at 12:24 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by LostLocke - August 20, 2014 at 12:30 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 12:36 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Esquilax - August 20, 2014 at 12:52 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 1:18 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by FatAndFaithless - August 20, 2014 at 12:54 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by vorlon13 - August 20, 2014 at 1:06 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 20, 2014 at 1:16 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by JesusHChrist - August 20, 2014 at 1:33 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 1:34 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Chad32 - August 20, 2014 at 2:18 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 2:22 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Michael - August 20, 2014 at 2:58 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Diablo - August 20, 2014 at 3:05 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 4:16 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 20, 2014 at 4:47 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 4:49 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by StealthySkeptic - August 20, 2014 at 4:56 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 5:11 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by StealthySkeptic - August 20, 2014 at 3:10 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ignoramus - August 20, 2014 at 5:44 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by StealthySkeptic - August 20, 2014 at 6:25 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ignoramus - August 20, 2014 at 6:49 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by StealthySkeptic - August 20, 2014 at 6:52 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 7:58 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Tonus - August 20, 2014 at 8:07 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by The Valkyrie - August 20, 2014 at 8:16 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Tonus - August 20, 2014 at 8:19 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by The Valkyrie - August 20, 2014 at 8:23 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by StealthySkeptic - August 20, 2014 at 8:25 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 20, 2014 at 8:29 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ignoramus - August 20, 2014 at 11:20 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Goosebump - August 21, 2014 at 2:45 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 3:51 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Goosebump - August 21, 2014 at 3:57 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 11:29 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by JesusHChrist - August 21, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by JesusHChrist - August 21, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 12:41 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by JesusHChrist - August 21, 2014 at 12:54 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Zidneya - August 21, 2014 at 3:59 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Goosebump - August 21, 2014 at 4:04 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 11:23 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Zidneya - August 21, 2014 at 4:10 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Goosebump - August 21, 2014 at 4:18 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ignoramus - August 21, 2014 at 4:37 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Goosebump - August 21, 2014 at 4:45 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Zidneya - August 21, 2014 at 7:33 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Zidneya - August 21, 2014 at 9:24 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ComradeMeow - August 21, 2014 at 9:32 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ignoramus - August 21, 2014 at 11:19 pm
RE: Gods are Sexy - by Zidneya - August 22, 2014 at 12:24 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ignoramus - August 22, 2014 at 6:57 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by DramaQueen - August 21, 2014 at 4:49 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by bladevalant546 - August 21, 2014 at 11:29 am
RE: Gods are Sexy - by ignoramus - August 21, 2014 at 5:28 pm

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