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Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
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Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
My hobby is cooking. I love to bake breads and I have even started multiple lines of sourdough. When I bake with dry yeast I always proof the yeast before I add the other, more expensive ingredients. Try to avoid impotent yeast!

I never ask proof of god(s) because every argument I hear is impotent. I would rather make, smell, and eat a fresh baked loaf of the staff of life!
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The bread is a lie!
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(September 6, 2018 at 8:19 pm)Kit Wrote: The bread is a lie!

Unless sandwiched between what?
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I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.
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watch the variety of yeast you're nurturing . . .
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(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.

Tis! The reason beer is known as liquid bread!
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(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: watch the variety of yeast you're nurturing . . .

Um............ ICK.

Quick, get the Monistat!
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Is there yeast in bacon? Because I love bacon Dunno
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(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.
Yeast is the substance that gets into grains and makes enough waste that it dies in it. Then we drink it.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:20 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is there yeast in bacon? Because I love bacon Dunno

I'd drink beer made with bacon (though that actually wouldn't work), despite my previous statement. I also eat bee puke, so there you go.
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(September 7, 2018 at 12:17 am)Fireball Wrote:
(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.
Yeast is the substance that gets into grains and makes enough waste that it dies in it. Then we drink it.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:20 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is there yeast in bacon? Because I love bacon Dunno

I'd drink beer made with bacon (though that actually wouldn't work), despite my previous statement. I also eat bee puke, so there you go.
A friend of mine made an oatmeal stout with special yeast and bee puke to kick up the alcohol content. It was awesome! For now it's called "46H".

The original purity law of Germany said beer was water; barley; and hops. They thought, at the time, that the fermentation was from angelic magic dust. They soon discovered yeast and added it to the law!

The first American playboy--Benjamin Franklin, is often misquoted as saying, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!"

One of the ancient Sumerian cuneiform texts found contains 500 recipes for beer.
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