(August 21, 2014 at 12:41 pm)PhiloTech Wrote:(August 21, 2014 at 12:02 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: 7 billion people can't be wrong lamp chop!
I am a proud asexual and am happy to not be in the other 7(asexuals roughly make up less than 1% of total expected population) of the world population. You sexual loser are missing on on not having sex.
You can do many things if your hands are free form our penis or another person's ass.
Such activities include:
Reading
- Reading
- Writing
- Gaming
- Drinking 18 cups of tea in 1 hour
- and most importantly eating cake
The asexual is a proud, noble and majestic creature that shall always survive encounters by femme fatales and butt-boys. We shall endure but just don't count on us to repopulate the earth during an apocalypse.
Well, I don't know about all that, but one of my life goals is to have a threeway while eating a pastrami sandwich. After that, my life will be complete. Cake is a bit crumbly to eat during such athleticism.