Eat da poo poo.

[Rev. Rye]

Perhaps these people are not aware that these so-called "homosexual practices" are done by heterosexual couples as well. Why are people so insistent about creating laws against things done in the privacy of a home?

Here's something interesting I learned while surfing the internet: more heterosexual couples engage in anal sex than heterosexual couples. Naturally, this is in terms of sheer numbers, not incidence. I have had no idea of how common coprophagia is in couples of either orientation.