Why are spiders more scary than sharks?

[Jackalope]

With the greatest respect that is rubbish... people are not scared of spiders because of the results from a brown recluse spider bite... people are scared of spiders because of their legs..

But lobsters have more legs than spiders, and fear of lobsters is pretty rare, I think.

Boru

I dunno, man. You ever tried to catch one of those slippery fuckers with a lobster stick? Little fuckers are frighteningly hard to catch. Damn things are way faster than they look.