You know what really grinds my gears?: The moaning thread.

[Keri]

People who steal shopping carts from grocery stores because they are too fucking lazy to carry their bags and then leave them in the ditch near their apartment.

And, then, next time when they need groceries, they don't even bother to return them, they just take another one, fucking jerk-offs

You want them whacked?

Most shopping carts here require £1 coins to use. You get the coin back when you return it. Some stores have recently removed these locks but I guess Brits were trained for so long that I still don't ever see carts in the parking lots. Everyone returns them to a bay. Either that or Brits are so polite (paranoid) that they know they'll be tutted at if they don't return them, so they do it to avoid embarrassment.